SO TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF MARK:
MARK: my name is mark hoppus , i play bass and sing in blink 182.
im a picese. i like long walks on the beach, i like short walk on the
beach i like beaches and any thing having to do with beaches .
WHY:
MARK : BASICALLY WHAT I LIKE TO DO WHEN I GET TO THE BEACH IS STRIP
DOWN NAKED RUN IN TO THE WATER AND THEN SIT DOWN IN THE SAND AND
WIGGLE AROUND AND LET THE SAND FERMINTATE AND WALK AROUND ON THE
BEACH
TOM: YEAH FERMINTATE LIKE AGING CHEESE
MARK: MORE LIKE A FINE WINE
SO DO YOU LIKE WINE MARK:
MARK : I DONT LIKE WINE . I LIKE MIXED DRINKS . I DONT EVEN LIKE BEER
....... BEER IS FOR MEN COCKTAILS ARE FOR GENTEL MEN
SO WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE KNOW ABOUT YOU
MARK: I DONT GIVE UP ON A WOMEN UNTILL SHE'S COMPLETLEY SATISFIED . I
WONT QUIT IM LIKE THE TERMINATOR IN BED
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU TOM
TOM: MY NAME IS THOMAS DELONG I PLAY GUITAR AND SING
WHERE DID YOU GROW UP ?
TOM IN POWAY , HERE IN SANDIEGO I WENT TO POWAY HIGH SCHOOL ,
GRADUATED FROM THER AND TOOK 1 YEAR OF JUNIOR COLLEGE . I TOOK A
HUMAN SEXUALITY COURSE AND........
MARK : HE GRADUATED MAGNUM CUMS LOUDER .
TOM WELL ACTULLY THE CLASS WAS FUN AND I THINK LATER ON IN LIFE I'M
GOING TO BE A SURROGATE PARTNER IM GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL FOR THAT
RIGHT NOW . IM STARTING AS A STUNT PERSON IN PORNOS
OK SCOTT TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR SELF . IM SCOTT RAYNOR I
PLAY DRUMS AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT I TAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF THE
GOOD LOOKS IN THE BAND
MARK: HE HOGS ALL THE GOOD LOOKS .
TOM : LIKE ALL THE GOOD LOOKING GUYS ......HE HOGS THEM ALL
MARK : HE HOG TIES ALL THE GOOD LOOKING DUDES
SO YOU GET ALL THE GIRLS .DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRL FRIEND?
SCOTT: YEAH, I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND TOM HAS A GIRL FRIEND ALSO WHO
APPARENTLY LIKES UGLY GUYS
TOM : SHE KNOWS WHATS INSIDE
MARK:SHE LOOKS FOR WHATS INSIDE .....SHE'S A PROCTOLIGIST
TOM:SHE GAVE ME A PROCTOLOGY EXAM . WE BOTH HAVE GIRL FRIENDS AND MARK
DOSEN'T
WHATS IT LIKE BEING ON THE ROAD WITH BLINK 182
MARK: IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY DAY ONE OF US IS TAKING A CRAP
TOM:EVERY DAY , LIKE POOP EVERYDAY OUR VAN DOORS ARE SEALED WITH THIS
MUCK RESIDUE OF FART AND DUDE SMELLS .
SCOTT: BEING ON THE ROAD IS A LOT OF FUN AND A LOT OF WORK WE PASS THE
TIME BY MAKING STUPID JOKES
YOU DON'T SAY
MARK:IT'S NOT MUCH JOKES AS IT IS TOM WILL BE IN THE BACK OF THE BUS
TOTALY NAKED .,
HOW IS IT BEING SPONCERED BY BILLABONG
TOM: THEY LEAVE THE BACK DOOR OPEN AND WE SNEAK IN AT NIGHT AND STEAL
STUFF
this article is from Electric Ink magazine and was typed up by tj malone. thanks so much tj!